You just won the lottery, so you quit the job you hate under the boss who has always been mean to you. Write the resignation letter.
Yahoo!!! I won the lottery and am getting away from you. Considering your total lack of people skills and professionalism, I have no idea how you’ve kept your job for so bloody long. Try admitting you’re human and don’t know everything once in a while – you would be amazed at how far that goes in getting people to think better of you.
A last word of advice – people talk in an office environment. You really think that we don’t compare notes on run-ins with you?
Good luck in your future endeavors
You realize you misread a number and you didn’t win the lottery after all. Now you need you or job back. Write that letter.
Oops, I misread my lottery ticket. I really should have confirmed at the store that I had the correct numbers. See – admitting I’m not perfect.
Yes, I need my job back. However, I wouldn’t put myself through working with you again. I’ve found employment elsewhere. The pay sucks, but my boss is human and admits it. And kissing their ass is not needed – it is actually frowned upon. HA!